googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”


when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors


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Anonymous asked: Do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend? If not either there must be something wrong with humanity.

I am seeing someone. :3

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Anonymous asked: I don't know where to begin, your cute nose is cute. Your eyes are striking. And your lips... What i'd give to have them brush against mine for the briefest of moments.



anonymously tell me how sexy i am and how much u love me

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Have you ever taken a look at something and thought, “This is it. This is why God doesn’t speak to us. We’ve become monsters. Steve Buscemi in Spy Kids was fucking right.”

I asked my friend if she was having a good day today. All she replied with was this


Can anyone else not wait until Fall so they can return to dressing in clothes that they actually like?

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