inuis:

fantomeheart:

The only acceptable birthday cake

so when you blow out that candle you’ll be killing that charmander happy birthday u sick fuk
happyandsadidkwhy:

I’ll never admit it though.

(Source: knowledgefordummies, via kksqueaker)

Anonymous asked: Amby! I hope all is well. You are so unique and beautiful. :)

Thank you.

thelilnan:

tis the season

there-was-no-other-sound:

rnultiplayer:

wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?

image

image

that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried

FLUFFY MILK HORSE

(Source: rnultiplayer, via upping-the-ante)

and-umar:

I hate hate hate it when women in video games make sexual noises when they get hit or die in suggestive positions

like women can’t even die in a way that doesn’t exist to turn men on

how dare you sexualise female pain

(via sardonicsasquatch)

somethinghorrible:

tHERES A SKELETON INSIDE MY BODY RIGHT NOW OH MY GOD

(Source: alexandrakollontai, via jimmydanger-1)

sarahgriswald:

*panties off already*

(Source: youmkemeshine, via dbogdonanwicz)

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nowheretaylor:

this show is a gift

(Source: milkaholics, via bigfatboxofshit)

jonnyplantey:

Brand New | Limousine

I said I loved you so much
But do me a favor, baby, and don’t reply
'Cause I can dish it out but I can't take it

:(

tatehorror:

Eating food with your left hand cause you need the other one for scrolling. 

(via afaultinthecrust)