spoopy-giraffe:

spooky-fiona-glenanne:

y10k:

I don’t throw the term genius around loosely, but..

I had a friend who had a wallet made from a Stayfree extra long wrapper and she took it travelling in Asia and a guy picked her pocket and he dropped it and screamed when he thought he had a pad in his hand.

That is the most beautiful story I’ve ever heard
gray-firearms:

jeremylawson:

scoobiesnboobies:

victran:

actanonverbaus:

winneganfake:

I HAVE FINALLY FOUND THE PAINT JOB I NEED ON MY CAR.

Drooling….

legit

Imagine the fear when people are walking hella slow in front of your car and you yell “MOVE FUCKER” at them

Normally I don’t reblog newer cars, but that paint is fucking awesome.

Id fucks with it

SEND ME AN ASSUMPTION YOU HAVE OF ME ON ANON

knightscrest:

and i’ll let you know if you’re right

(Source: frightscrest, via scottydoeskn0w)

matociquala:

I did not see that coming.

(Source: ydrill, via targaryen-prince)

"Text her after she falls asleep and describe in large detail everything that you adore about her. She’ll wake up with a smile on her face."

- (via icanrelateto)

(via onesheeptoaflock)

derpycats:

Chillin
crydaisy:

"ahh yes a 2007 Pinot from…Napa Valley I believe? A very good year"

onlylolgifs:

baby arctic fox tries to eat a man alive

(via alter3dmadness)

"I wonder how many times you’ve compared me to her."

- Ten word story.  (via exfriend)

(Source: cageddbird-sings, via kendallyschmidt)